|—||a very lonely girl in a long distance relationship. (via cock-adoodledo-me)|
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me
"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"
ive stolen this line and used it so many times
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
|—||Lemony Snicket (via dailydoseofbookssauce)|